Nothing is worse in a marriage than being caught cheating and be the cause for your divorce. When this man saw that the love in their relationship is over, he decided to write this last letter to his soon-to-be ex wife and he hoped that his actions will be justified.
He admits all his wrongdoings, but not before laying out what his wife did wrong.
I’m writing this letter to you to tell you that I will leave you forever. I’ve been the best man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell…Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to bed after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or don’t love me anymore; whatever the case is, I’m gone.
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a wonderful life!”
But what he didn’t know was that his wife had a nasty surprise for him…she replied to the letter with this SHOCKING response!
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job ang bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica but when I got home you were gone…Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dollar from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.